Have you heard of secret Santa? Well if not, let me just fill you in. Imagine it is Christmas and for a bit of fun, you agree with a selection of people to set a cap on the amount you can spend (usually quite low) and you only know who you are buying for and not who is purchasing for you!
Imagine my surprise when I opened the Christmas wrapping paper only to find a different kind of paper inside. Yes… it was musical note printed toilet paper for use on the throne. Believe me I have joked with my family with the usual puns… Was it in a BOGOF sale (Buy One Get One Free), must be a ‘bum’ note etc.
Why am I sharing this with you I hear? Well come on, I am on a roll!